shapes and angles

Make way for the blog post of the century-

So, the reason I haven't posted since June is because I've been shopping around for other blog sites, also:

1) flexing in the mirror
a) netflix watch instantly
2) writer's block
a) road rage (on vacation in WA...tried to hold my breath for over two minutes while driving, turned red, cop pulled me over, turned purple, respectfully accepted ticket, lost ticket, got pissed...road rage.)
3) getting fat
a) Maria at health care pharmacy gives me candy a lot
b) need I remind you that I won the "love handles" award in my college house?
4) fantasy football- unfortunately this has taken about 3 hours of my time in 2010, which is well-past too much...i can't believe people get paid for being fantasy football experts...it's like getting paid for giving high fiving, at least get a part time job making burritos or something
5) burritos-
a) i could eat a burrito 5 days a week.
b) i try to cook, but fail in the motivational strategies and implementation areas of the brain
6) political intrigue/disgust/netflix watch instantly
a) who in the hell...HOW in the hell did...what the f8**...who is giving us our news?
7) girls
8) Cornell West
a) give it to me nice and easy: "you don't know sh%* about anything in America"
b) Ok, well, that sucks
9) Tracy moved to NYC.
a) will be finding new apartment
b) where should i pay too much money to not feel like I am sheltering myself from the rest of NYC?

And now, on a completely different and serious matter:

There is a debate, nation-wide, that should probably be only manhattan-wide: where to build a mosque/community center--if not too near the WTC--than hopefully far enough away from the "holy ground" where only ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WHOLE WORLD CAN BE BUILT EXCEPT A MOSQUE.

this is crazy. I will argue with anyone who thinks it should not be built there. I will jump on you , because I am fat now. Don't hesitate send me your thoughts.

Did I mention that I have a family member in nyc now. Lookout Lady Gaga, everyone hates you, and we are going to take nyc like a 98 degree humid, storm and banish you to the annex that is staten island.


Well, expect to hear from me in about 2-9 months. You can always send money to: 2363 26th st astoria, ny 11105.

Thank you, and have a wondrous evening


-Todd